• Recruitment & CV Hall Of Shame – Funnies

    Date: 5 July, 2012 | Author: | Category: Candidates, Employers

    Whilst we take our vacancy filling responsibilities on behalf of our clients seriously and are always optimistic that each new applicant will make a perfect new employee, sometimes we just can’t help but see something on a CV or covering letter that just makes us laugh.

    Embarrassing typos, poor grammar, bad spelling and just plain gibberish ~ We thought we’d share some of our favourites with you.

    – I have got done my BA in Business Administration from South Bank College
    – As a qualified quick learner…
    – I am fully complacent with Microsoft Office.
    – Employment Dates: March 2021 – To Date
    – EXEPTIONAL QUALITIES (as a heading)
    – I have excellent written n verbal communication skills
    – A rare strength in mastering both right and left-side brains
    – My position here is a Cashier/ Model, My role is to make sure the customers are greeted with a professional friendly manor…
    – I actually am honest, punctual and reliable. And I react well in a crisis even when the building is literally falling down.
    – I have a keen eye for detail & I am an extremely fast learner. I am seeking a challenging sales executive / training / project management position within a progressive and forward thinking company, for whom ethical behaviour and standards are tantamount.
    – Good Afternoob,
    – Excessive Administrative experience
    – I have done voluntary work at a day nursery, which I believe was a very good experience as it gave me an incite of the working world.
    – Along side Administrative skills I hold professional Organisational skills. On the other hand I’m a humble and easy going relaxed individual who uses its own initiative.
    – Being passionate about this role, I’m able to start work as soon as possible and it would be a great opportunity if u invite me to a personal interview at your convenience.
    – Responsibilities / Interests – N/A

    That’s all folks!! 

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